Warning: You're entering a world of jitters, anxiety, and spontaneous combustion.
Withdrawal symptoms include:
Insomnia: You'll never sleep again.
Restlessness: You'll pace back and forth like a maniac.
Headaches: From the constant pounding in your head.
Confusion: You'll question reality itself.
Disorientation: You'll forget what day it is.
Agitation: You'll be irrationally angry at inanimate objects.
Dehydration: You'll forget what water is.
Heart palpitations: Your heart will be racing like a jackrabbit.
Sweating: You'll drench your shirt in a cold sweat.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Seek help, before it's too late.
Or, you know, just have some more coffee.